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What’s the difference between a jacket and a sweater?
A jacket is something to wear when you’re cold.A sweater is what you wear when your Mom is cold.
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Sour pharmacist
So, my friend was going to the drugstore, and I asked if he would be so kind as to pick up a box of finely chopped pharmacists for me. I prefer the sour kind, if they have any.He promised to do me this favour.The incident was never mentioned again.
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I’m thinking of replacing the heads on my toms. Is fiberskyn a good choice?
I’ve had a drum kit for ten years now and haven’t changed the heads or anything. Also, should I replace both heads or is just changing the top one fine?
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What happened when Albert Einstein silenced his phone?
He won the no bell prize.
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What kind of murderer has moral fiber?
A cereal killer.
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I told my friends I was gonna go on HALO for a bit in 2007.
I just came back from a High Altitude Low Opening jump for 2019.
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Whats the most common reasons why musicians go to jail?
For Hitting A Minor
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I went to a job interview today…
The interviewer had pictures of himself holding up dead alligators, Nascar posters, and a picture of himself wearing a confederate flag shirt on his wall. I left the interview after only a minute. Too many red flags.
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How do you know if you’re a shy pooper?
Whether or not you give a sh*t
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TRP can’t define Alpha in a helpful way CMV
The biggest question anyone who enters TRP, right after ‘how do I get women to fuck?’ is ‘how can I be alpha?’ so this naturally leads to a lot of discussion about alphas.Typically, you either get one of two responses:”An alpha is a person who exhibits these traits:”Or”An Alpha is someone sexually successful with women”There are guys with stone cold frame that do not get laid, just like there are guys with hella weak frame that get laid. The second definition helps no one because that’s why they’re asking the question in the first place; they want to get laid.Can we call confident men who don’t get laid “betas?” or should we call the insecure loser a “beta” even though he gets laid? The second definition goes against the first.To TRP: you are not going to be able to create some type of personality that can get consistently laid. I don’t care if it’s a “toolbox,” most of its readers see it as steps to get laid. That’s because it is, and when it doesn’t work, you just claim it as a toolbox.