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  • Not for the easily offended, very politically incorrect joke.

    Man is walking through park. He sees a girl in a wheelchair crying.”What’s wrong?” man asks.”Never been kissed before” girl says.Man kisses her and she goes home happy.Next day man walking through same park. Sees girl in wheelchair again crying.”What’s wrong?” man asks.”Never been wined and dined before” girl says.So man takes her out for a beautiful meal, gets her drunk and wheels her off home.Again man walks through park following day. Girl still in wheelchair crying. “What’s wrong?” Asks man.”Never been fucked before” says girl.So man picks up girl and throws her in the river and says…”Well you’re fucked now”

  • Reputable news outlets?

    Hey all, this is my first post here. I’m hoping to get some insights to some questions.I am personally having a difficult time finding news outlets I can trust. I just can’t tell the difference any more. It all seems unreliable.I am historically a moderate when it comes to politics. I pride myself on decisions made based on facts and critical thinking. But even that is now under fire. Some facts are easy (oxygen is a gas, geology is a science etc), but the facts in question always seem to be anything based on interpersonal interactions, or historic actions, etc.Where is the best place to get facts about current events that do not come with a spin of any kind?? Does such a news outlet exist? Or is it all just going to be subjective and require cross referencing from other sources?

  • My grandpa had a glass eye.

    It scared the crap out of me as a kid. When he babysat me he would take his glass eye out and put on an eyepatch so I wouldn’t be frightened.Basically, when he knew I was coming, he always kept an eye out for me.

  • Her: You got a vasectomy without telling anyone! Are you kidding me?

    Me: Technically I can’t.

  • why dog shope not exists?

    imagene, u go in and see dog yuo like, and i get him if pay moneiy, why not is exists yet, IT ARE GOOD.

  • Raising all her claves on fresh milk, why did Hefee name them all M?

    All the lactose

  • What’s a Tesla Coil’s favorite author?

    Nikola’s Sparks

  • What is worse than 3 babies in a garbage can?

    One baby in 3 garbage cans.

  • Oouch

    A married man died just before sex.His wife cut his penis, coated it with cement & fixed it on her bedroom wall.Every night she used to stand against the wall & satisfy herself.One day, her neighbour saw this.He made a hole in the wall removed the husband’s penis & put his own penis in place of that & waited his turn for sex.The lady came with a knife… cut his penis & said…”Darling, today we are shifting to our new house..!”Moral Don’t put your dick everywhere

  • Why did the mushroom go to the party?

    Because he was a fun-gi, why did he leave? There wasn’t mush room.

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