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A man and woman had been married for 30 years
In those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn’t please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said “I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!” He said, “Explain the kids!”
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What did Reddit say when it opened a vacuum?
Wow! Such empty.
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My girlfriend asked me if I’d like a threesome, and who out of her friends I would pick
Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two
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What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador
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Looking to buy either wireless headphones or earbuds for a price of about 6000INR ($85)
I’ve been looking to buy a decent set of earpods or headphones for the above-mentioned price range. I have gone through a few choices that include jbl’s c100 tws and a few others whose names I don’t remember. I’m not so big on bass and music, I concentrate more on the vocals and just listening to audiobooks and lectures. a noise cancellation related product would be great. can you please help me out. thanks a lot
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My wife said I don’t listen to her….
At least that’s what I think she said.
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I Need a Joke For A Song Called Brain Sprain
The song has to lyrics it’s for a jazz band but I can’t think of any jokes
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A father has a meeting with his future son-in-law
The father asks “I see you are in between jobs, how are you going to provide for yourself and my daugher?”The young man replies “Well, God will provide”The father continues by asking, “I assume you will be having children, how will you support them?”.The young man paused, and then replies with great conviction, “Don’t you worry, God will provide.”The father, a bit concerned, asked another question, “Do you have any savings? What is your plan in life?”The young man looks the father straight in the eyes and says “God will provide”Later on, the mother asks the father “So how did it go?”The father answers “The bad news is that he has no money, and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I’m God!”
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One benefit of living in a van.
You can go basically anywhere on house arrest.
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Don’t be worried about your smartphone and television collecting your data…
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for YEARS now.