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Raising all her claves on fresh milk, why did Hefee name them all M?
All the lactose
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What’s a Tesla Coil’s favorite author?
Nikola’s Sparks
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What is worse than 3 babies in a garbage can?
One baby in 3 garbage cans.
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Oouch
A married man died just before sex.His wife cut his penis, coated it with cement & fixed it on her bedroom wall.Every night she used to stand against the wall & satisfy herself.One day, her neighbour saw this.He made a hole in the wall removed the husband’s penis & put his own penis in place of that & waited his turn for sex.The lady came with a knife… cut his penis & said…”Darling, today we are shifting to our new house..!”Moral Don’t put your dick everywhere
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi, why did he leave? There wasn’t mush room.
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I’m so broke…
… even my smoking is second-hand.
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There are two types of people in the world:
those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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I’m starting a charity for girls that can’t afford to buy vibrators
It’s called Toys for Twats
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I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
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What’s a thing pornstars and truckers have in common?
They both get paid by the load.
Jokes
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