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Merry Christmas everybody!
One day four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.The angel said very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to put it?”And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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I once dated a girl with a lazy eye
Turned out she was seeing someone else on the side.
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Why can’t a vegetarian sushi roll be a musician?
It doesn’t have a tuna
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Why does McConnell have any sway over the Senate trial?
Maybe I need a Civics class refresher, but if the Chief Justice presides over Senate trials for impeachment, why does the Senate Majority Leader have any power to affect things like how long the trial will take, whether they call witnesses, hear all arguments, etc?Shouldn’t that be a separation of powers given to the SCOTUS since in this case he’s acting as a presiding judge and the senators are the jurors? Or am I just conflating how things should work vs how things are?
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My son turned in his art assignment and his teacher said, “Bobby, this page has nothing on it?”
He replied, “Yes it does, I drew a blank.”
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I just realized something…
So, in SAO, we all know PKing was frowned upon by the system. HOWEVER, Kayaba set himself as the final boss and expected to die by a player’s hand. That would TECHNICALLY mean he was the only legal PK someone could go after…Just thought I wanted to share.
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Does Vladimir r fully benefit from ravenous hunter?
Since Vlad r is a aoe spell but also applies to each person and deals damage individually im confused on whether or not it heals 1/3 from rav hunter or gets the full healing.
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Don’t you hate it when you take a dump and realize you didn’t wipe too good?
Such a shitty feeling
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Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of the dog.
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Star Wars and Giant Space Lasers
Still a better love Story than twilight