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I went perineum sunning,
and I feel a-hole lot better.
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I Like My Women Like I Like My Gingerbread Cookie’s
Ginger and covered with white frosting
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“I’m going undercover” is such a blanket statement.
Besides, you should be keeping that under wraps…
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What band does Trump hate the most?
Foreigner, he never developed a taste for them
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A man was getting ready to go down on a gal…
He said,”damn you got a big vagina, damn you got a big vagina.””She said,”you didn’t have to say it twice.”He said,”I didn’t!”
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How do you keep a member of congress from walking away when you’re trying to ask them a question?
Give them a piece of gum.
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Her: They’re charging a dollar to pump up your tires now
Me: That’s inflation for you
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My last girlfriend told me something so horrible that I cried three weeks straights and still have nightmares with her saying those horrible words that hurt my soul so bad
She said I was too sensitive.
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My sister needs help in buying headphones.
My sister is looking for a new pare of headphones. She has traditionally only bought Beats, and I was trying to persuade her not to buy them again. She doesn’t really care about sound quality, as long as it is quite good, she wants them durable, over the ear, and good for running in. Price limit of about £120, are there any headphones you would suggest (we are both novices so please keep things easy to understand) thanks.