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Two identical twins that were separated at birth were asked how they reunited
Well, one said, “we met online and immediately noticed many physical similarities”The other chimed in “ we both mentioned in our bio how we never actually met our parents”“It was quite a strange coincidence that we met, huh”“Yeah, grinder is a wonder, isn’t it?”
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Two old women sat on a park bench.
A man in a trench coat approached and flashed them. One old woman immediately had a stroke. The other old woman, couldn’t reach.
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What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody.A bitch sleeps with everybody …but you!
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Donald Duck was walking trough Mario’s castle
When He saw the princess He said:Hi Daisy!To wich She replied:I’m Peach Donald.
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I hate the musical Cats, so I’m loving these reviews
Seeing the movie so panned is just meowsic to my ears.
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Something that struck me while rewatching M Night Shyamaliens
Rick uses a mixture of water, caesium and plutonic quarks to blow up the Zygerians. I remembered that water and caesium do have an explosive reaction to each other, so if the quantities are big enough, it could blow up stuff in theory. It’s been a long time since high school chemistry so open to feedback from someone with fresher knowledge.
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A colored pencil cat by Patricia Otero
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Don’t try to galaxy brain the impeachment, Trump did impeachable things, you don’t need to think about it beyond that
Trump just did bad things and deserves to be punished for it. That’s about all there really is to it.No, you shouldn’t pin all your hopes on itYes you should remain on point about other thingsNo, removing Trump from office won’t solve all that muchDon’t try to play some absurd 12 dimensional chess where you make presumptions about how Pence will be worse or it’ll engender a public backlash or whateverJust accept that, by any reasonable standard impeachment is something that should be happening and move on
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Girl, are you an Eastern White Pine?
‘Cause you’re making my Pinus strobus
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Does anyone have a contact in the underwriting department?
I am having issues with a client getting their products accepted and this is starting to become ridiculous.