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Who was the first carpenter?
Eve because she made Adams banana stand
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Question from non American. Why did you need to impeach Trump?
I mean he already is orange… is he not?
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Have you guys seen that peloton commercial where the wife is super stoked to get an exercise bike for Christmas?
Also, does anybody have a couch I could crash on for a few days?
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Guy goes to a shrink
What seems to be the problem?The guy says, I keep having this recurring dream I’m an auto mechanicThe shrink says, OK get under the couch
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
An affront to God and man.
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If you think you were surprised to hear about Donald Trump being impeached..
Imagine how surprised he was when putin skyped him to tell him about it.
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sciencefantheories has been created
Theories and speculation about science, physics, and the universe itself. Until recently, society has only progressed, in terms of knowledge acquisition, through scientists with years of schooling and multiple degrees. However, due to the internet, people without degrees are becoming as intelligent as those with degrees, and that’s what r/sciencefantheories is for. All theories require evidence and all theories must be falsifiable. Any unfalsifiable theories belong in r/philosophy.
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Donald Trump found out about impeachment tonight coming after him.
Donald Trump: “Was she the stripper from Georgia? Write her a check.”
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[At proctologist’s office] Me: *unzipping pants nervously*
Doctor: You’re understandably nervous, but please zip my pants back up.
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Why do Americans love Russian dolls?
Because they’re full of themselves