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I like my women like i like my chicken
Dead and stuffed inside of a freezer
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
“You’re too young to smoke”.
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Hey guys if you know anyone who’s spending Christmas alone because they don’t have friends or family let me know!
Because I’d need to borrow them some chairs
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The biggest problem I’ve been having after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s is after I wake up
I don’t know if the women in bed is my wife or if I should pay her.
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When does 45 equal 3?
When your name is Donald Trump.
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What happens when you ask a girl in India to talk dirty in DMs
Now we are discussing about Politics and Religion.
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A man and woman were about to get it on for the first time as a couple…
He begins to stick a finger in her, but she stops him and says, “Put two fingers in.”He does so, but again she stops him and says,”Put three fingers in.”Again he obliges her and begins to put three fingers in.She stops him and says put your whole hand in.”So he does.Then she says,”Put your other hand in.”So he does and she says,”Now,clap.”He struggles to clap but couldn’t.She proudly proclaimed,”Tight huh!”
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Can anxiety cause speech problems
Age: 22 Height/Weight: 5 foot 7, 213 lbs Medication: None Duration: Three months at leastI’ve been a bit of a nervous wreck these last couple of months on account of some stuff related to fear of brain eating amoeba (something I’ve already talked about in a few different subreddits) and it’s relationship to speech difficulties. Anyway I started noticing a couple months back that I was having this linguistic slip ups. Words would come out combined with another or I would trail off and suddenly have to resume a sentence. I’m not asking for medical advice, but I’m just wondering if anxiety does some form of psychological damage to the way we talk and formulate words.
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Why didn’t the chicken cross the road
because it got hit by a car
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A man is chasing a leprechaun through a field when finally he catches him
The leprechaun makes a deal with the man. If the man let’s him go he’ll grant the man 3 wishes. The man agrees and states “for my first wish I’ll have a pint of Guinness that never runs out”. The leprechaun wiggles his fingers and… Bam! A glass of Guinness appears. The man drinks it down, and it refills, he drinks another, and another. The leprechaun getting impatent says “I don’t got all day here what’s the other wishes?”. The man thinks for a minute and says “ah shite I guess I’ll take two more of these”.