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My idiot neighbor knocked on my door at 3AM… who does that??
Luckily I happened to be up practicing my trumpet
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Did you hear about the horse who married a prostitute?
He was a one-trick pony.
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What did the orphan with no technology say?
“Amish my parents”
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What did trump say to his son when he got hungry?
Hi hungry,I’m peached.
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Why are there so many Trump jokes on this sub?
There aren’t, the only one is still in the White House.
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Who was the first carpenter?
Eve because she made Adams banana stand
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Question from non American. Why did you need to impeach Trump?
I mean he already is orange… is he not?
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Have you guys seen that peloton commercial where the wife is super stoked to get an exercise bike for Christmas?
Also, does anybody have a couch I could crash on for a few days?
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Guy goes to a shrink
What seems to be the problem?The guy says, I keep having this recurring dream I’m an auto mechanicThe shrink says, OK get under the couch