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What’s the difference between money and dead bodies?
I don’t have a pile of money in my basement
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normal people : “You’re welcome.”
Yoda : “come, will you ?”
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“Your mom” jokes are getting old so here’s a “your dad” joke to shake things up.
Your dad is so horny that he called 911 to ask for a police escort.
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Can finally say I’m single by choice
Women’s choice.
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My wife left me
a slice of pizza. She’s the best.
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What’s worse then sitting on Micheal Jackson’s lap?
Still sitting on it when he stands up
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I like my women like i like my chicken
Dead and stuffed inside of a freezer
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
“You’re too young to smoke”.
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Hey guys if you know anyone who’s spending Christmas alone because they don’t have friends or family let me know!
Because I’d need to borrow them some chairs
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The biggest problem I’ve been having after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s is after I wake up
I don’t know if the women in bed is my wife or if I should pay her.