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  • There is exactly one POC in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy.

    They needed a tolkein black guy.


  • Did you know the queen of England has the largest breasts in the world?

    She has teacups


  • My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.

    Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.


  • You’ll need a hole

    Two Swedes and two Norwegians where having an ice-fishing contest. The Norwegians got off to a good start. They pulled up several big fat salmons. The Swedes caught nothing, so the one Swede said to the other – you’d better go spy on them. Find out how they’re doing it. The Swede sneaked a little closer to the Norwegian team to get a better look. He soon came crawling back and said – They have made a hole in the ice!


  • A cowboy walks into a bar…

    A cowboy walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.”Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains, “It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.””Hasn’t affected my brothers though.”


  • iSpoofer direct install link is back up

    iSpoofer for POGO – Installation


  • Why did David Carradine get so many girls

    He was well hung


  • Trump has been impeached

    Now it’s the Senate’s job to find out how he got in there


  • My uncle always dresses up in the worst Halloween costumes. So we were relieved when he said he was going to be a Muppet this year.

    He was naked with an arm up his butt.


  • A Musician Walks Into a Porn Movie Showing At a Theatre

    He’s sitting there, waiting for the movie to start when a couple comes in sits down in front of him.Not wanting to seem like some creepy incel he leans forward & says;”I did the music for this film & wanted to hear how it sounded in a theatre”The woman turns around & says;”That’s nice. We’re here to see our dog.”