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What happened to Table at the party last night?
He got laid before it even started
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There’s a lot of impeachment misinformation going around, so I thought I would clarify.
A sham impeachment does not necessarily result in its removal from the pillow.
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What’s the difference between a baby and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn’t cry when you put your load in it.
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I am not sure if the thai girl am dating is a guy
but something inside me tells me that she is.
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What do you call someone who loves giving tons of people anxiety?
A tension whore.
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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather was like?
It looks like rain dear
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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
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I spent $80 on a belt that didn’t fit…
My wife said it was a huge waist.
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A man asked his wife how much longer is she going to take to get ready.
His wife said, “For the love of God, I said 5 minutes. Do you actually have to make me repeat myself every 20 minutes?”
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My wife: Why don’t you write a book instead of your terrible word play jokes?
Me: That’s ……a novel idea.