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What do you call a fungus infested youtuber
Lichensubscribe
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Do you believe in change?
That shit makes cents
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JOKESTER
Cum is just your dick vomiting from motion sickness.
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
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No matter how kind your child is
German kids are always kinder.
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I want to go to Vegas next year
But I can’t find any information about what happens there
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Please stop asking for a perfect man for Christmas.
Three times this week Santa has tried to kidnap me.
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Good news – the Sting impersonator that was taking money to play gigs and then ran off with the money…
… has turned himself into The Police.
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Did you hear about the guy who accidentally drank varnish and died? He had a terrible end…
But a beautiful finish
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A pirate joke
So two pirates are working on a pirate ship, one of them is an older pirate and one of them is a new pirate. So they’re going along working and the younger pirate turns to the older pirate and says, “hey I see you got a peg leg there, how’d you get that?” The older pirate turns to him and says, “arg I fell off the boat once and a shark bit it clean off arg.”They continue working and after a bit the younger pirate turns to him again and says, “hey I see you got a hook for a hand there how’d you get that?” The older pirate turns to him and replies, “arg I was boarding an enemy ship during battle and one of the enemy cut it clean off with this blade arg.”They continue working, then after a bit the younger pirate turns to the older and says, “hey I see you got a patch over your eye how’d you get that?” The older pirate turns to him and replies, “arg there was a bird flying overhead and he pooped, and it landed straight in me eye arg.”The younger pirate looks at him and says, “wow bird poop took out your eye that’s crazy.” The older pirate replies, “arg, first day with me hook.”