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Soooo my 4 year old nephew just told me this. He’s a little nerd but it made me chuckle. Knock knock…
Who’s there?Cows go.Cows go who?No idiot… Cows go moo!
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Last night i used Vaseline with my wife and came 10 times
Once with her and 9 in the shower trying to wash it off
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I gave my daughter a watch for Christmas. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, “That’s a pretty watch you’ve got there! Does it tell you the time?”
She laughed and said, “No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!”
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Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they make the toys.
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The year is 1835…
The year is 1835, you’re traversing the Oregon Trail. You and your horse come upon a man, you introduce yourself, and he tells you his name is Terry. You laugh at him, and tell him Terry is a woman’s name. He shoots you point blank.You’ve died of Dissin’ Terry
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My sister won’t let me hold her baby anymore…
Last time I held my sister’s baby, I dropped it. It wasn’t even a big deal, but she started freaking out. It was an accident! Just an accident, no big deal. What happened was, after I was holding the baby and I inevitably dropped it, we start arguing and she’s overreacting big time. She called the cops, said I did it on purpose, blah blah of course all the while I’m denying it. She’s all red in the face screaming at meBut my real question is, who brings a baby to the Grand Canyon?Nah I’m just kidding, my sister doesn’t have kidsAnymore
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A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook…”
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You’ve never heard of the 10th Reindeer?
The first eight are Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen.The 9th is Rudolth the red nosed reindeer, and the 10th is the jerk called Olive.Why do i call him a jerk? You know… Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.
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A man wanders back home at 3:00 am.
His wife: You are late.You said you would be home by 11:45 pm.Man:(Casually) I said i would be home by a quarter of 12.
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Teacher: “Class, today we are going to Bangladesh.”
Kid named Ladesh: wha…