Rushing for Black tomato gin
I’ve never run a marathon… But I have walked across a parking lot really fast because the liquor store was about to close.
Sports Jokes
Sports jokes about golf, football, soccer, the gym and referees. Funny humor for players, coaches and fans.
Olympic
girl- Harder! Deeper!! Faster!!! me- Wetter! Tighter!! Younger!!!
Tennis players don’t marry because Love means Nothing to them.
Tennis players don’t marry because Love means Nothing to them.
without
I love watching women’s Curling during the Olympics. It’s the only time I can drink beer while cheering on a woman sweeping a broom…without getting… Read More »without
I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to…
I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to parallel parking.
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
anything
What do you say toa girl who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Anything she wants to hear.
like football
Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security…
master
My wife cames home to find me watching the football game…. Wife: “you turn that game off and go and do the dishes!! Me: *throwing… Read More »master
no problem
My boss asked me to work through my lunch break today. I shouted, “You fucking Asshole! I come in at 7.30 and don’t get thanks… Read More »no problem