Motivation
Wish me luck. I’m doing the London Marathon again this year. Last year I managed only 3 hours and 20 mins… before I got bored… Read More »Motivation
Sports Jokes
Sports jokes about golf, football, soccer, the gym and referees. Funny humor for players, coaches and fans.
Golfers who lie about their score, referees who see nothing and gym resolutions that last a week. When the game is over and everyone heads for a drink, continue with our bar jokes.
No warm-up needed before reading.
My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked….
My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked. “Hot and sweaty?” “No,” she replied. “Only a few members use it… Read More »My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked….
Cancel
This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym… … and cancel that membership I’m been wasting money on every month… Read More »Cancel
We have the same resolution!
I asked the hot girl in gym ” What’s your New Year Resolution?” She said “Fuck you!” I’m now eagerly waiting for the year to… Read More »We have the same resolution!
Sex is like golf, Playing every hole is the goal.
Sex is like golf, Playing every hole is the goal.
JOKESTER
Having a Playboy magazine to just read the articles is like watching the Superbowl just for the football ?
Sex After Death
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear… Read More »Sex After Death
I got my fired my first day as a coin flip referee in the NFL.
I couldn’t make heads or tails of anything.
This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym…
… and cancel that membership I’m been wasting money on every month since last year.
A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the border
He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there,… Read More »A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the border