So I was wondering what GOLF GTI stands for:
Girls Only Love Fun. Get Them Inside.
Sports Jokes
Sports jokes for fans, players and armchair coaches everywhere. Football, golf, the gym and the eternal agony of supporting a losing team all get their moment here. This collection of funny sports jokes is a guaranteed win, no overtime required. Game on.
Rushing for Black tomato gin
I’ve never run a marathon… But I have walked across a parking lot really fast because the liquor store was about to close.
Olympic
girl- Harder! Deeper!! Faster!!! me- Wetter! Tighter!! Younger!!!
Tennis players don’t marry because Love means Nothing to them.
Tennis players don’t marry because Love means Nothing to them.
without
I love watching women’s Curling during the Olympics. It’s the only time I can drink beer while cheering on a woman sweeping a broom…without getting… Read More »without
I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to…
I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to parallel parking.
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
anything
What do you say toa girl who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Anything she wants to hear.
like football
Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security…
master
My wife cames home to find me watching the football game…. Wife: “you turn that game off and go and do the dishes!! Me: *throwing… Read More »master
no problem
My boss asked me to work through my lunch break today. I shouted, “You fucking Asshole! I come in at 7.30 and don’t get thanks… Read More »no problem
right arm
Girl: Do you play tennis? Me: Why? Girl: Well, your right arm seems a lot more firm than your left. Me: Yeah I play tennis
you do now
I walked into a car showroom last night. I said to the salesman, “My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf… Read More »you do now
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