Sports jokes for fans, players and armchair coaches everywhere. Football, golf, the gym and the eternal agony of supporting a losing team all get their moment here. This collection of funny sports jokes is a guaranteed win, no overtime required. Game on.
when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in… Read More »A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage…
People who play basketball are 20. People who play baseball are 30. People who play golf are 60. Notice how when u grow older, your… Read More »Balls of Age
ya know twice a year when my family starts bugging me to go
I got into weight lifting a couple months ago and would like to become good. I’m also in need of gaining muscle because I plan… Read More »What weight training should I be doing?
It’s particularly crowded, and there are long lines of people waiting to use the equipment.First, he waits in the pull-up bar line, and does 25… Read More »A boxer walks into a gym…
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, “Some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce.” As he finished… Read More »A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
Just in case they get a hole in one
Well that didn’t work out
… is to set up a bar in Iraq.