My racist Egyptian friend
“Egypt is not an African country” Ok cool man so lets talk about football (soccer) Which is the best African country in football? “Ah Egypt… Read More »My racist Egyptian friend
Sports Jokes
Sports jokes for fans, players and armchair coaches everywhere. Football, golf, the gym and the eternal agony of supporting a losing team all get their moment here. This collection of funny sports jokes is a guaranteed win, no overtime required. Game on.
I ran a marathon for charity
It was for kids with asthma, i easily finsihed 1st.
Wanna know why in soccer they don’t use green cards?
Because all the Mexicans would be running to the field
A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked me if I fancied taking part in a marathon
I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties.I thought, fuck me, I might… Read More »A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked me if I fancied taking part in a marathon
President Trump was impeached
And I won a gold medal for finishing second in the Olympics.(He’s not technically impeached until third step: senate trial, majority republican senate)
Baseball in heaven.
Two senior baseball fans John and Greg always wondered if the game of baseball existed in heaven.So they made a pact. “Whoever out of us… Read More »Baseball in heaven.
What’s osama bin laden favorite football team
The New York jets
So there’s these three guys coming out of the golf clubhouse on a Friday night.
The gentlemen see a lady shooting left-handed on the practice green nailing 20 foot putts like it was nothing, so the guys ask, “Hey do… Read More »So there’s these three guys coming out of the golf clubhouse on a Friday night.
Today I asked the hot girl at the gym what her New Year’s resolution was.
She said “Fuck You…”…So, I’m pretty excited about 2020.
So I was wondering what GOLF GTI stands for:
Girls Only Love Fun. Get Them Inside.