School Jokes
School jokes to make the whole class laugh. From clever teachers and sneaky students to homework excuses and exam-day panic, this collection of funny school jokes brings the classroom to life. Great for kids, teachers and anyone who still has nightmares about forgetting their homework.
I don’t understand school shooter jokes
Maybe they’re aimed at a younger audience
Has anyone ever gotten a response about the God paradox?
Basically,Can an omnipotent being create a stone so heavy that it cannot lift it?Some other versions of it are like:whether God could create a triangle… Read More »Has anyone ever gotten a response about the God paradox?
Teacher: “Class, today we are going to Bangladesh.”
Kid named Ladesh: wha…
So I was driving uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at a college. She sat in the front and we were chatting when suddenly she sneezed
Now. I didn’t realize it while talking, but she had a glass eye, and when she sneezed her glass eye came flying out at me.… Read More »So I was driving uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at a college. She sat in the front and we were chatting when suddenly she sneezed
A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it.
There is a puff of blue smoke and a genie pops out. “You have three wishes. I can give you anything in the world. If… Read More »A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it.
Cross eyed teacher
Have you heard about the cross eyed teacher? She couldn’t control her pupils…
Friends had a sleepover without me :/
I’m in high school and my closest friends from grade school all had a sleepover together and I’m the only one that didn’t get invited.… Read More »Friends had a sleepover without me :/
My teacher told me I’d never be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic
But so far I’ve made three jugs and a vase and they’re lovely