To all the teachers who said I would be nothing but a…
To all the teachers who said I would be nothing but a construction worker and an alcoholic. Fuck you that just was a lucky guess
School Jokes
School jokes to make the whole class laugh. From clever teachers and sneaky students to homework excuses and exam-day panic, this collection of funny school jokes brings the classroom to life. Great for kids, teachers and anyone who still has nightmares about forgetting their homework.
Professor: April, you are failing my class.
Professor: April, you are failing my class. April: Oh, Professor. My parents will be so mad. I’m sure we can fix this. I’ll do annnything… Read More »Professor: April, you are failing my class.
A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village .
A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who… Read More »A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village .
Time for call
There was this girl in high school that said she’d only sleep with me if the world was ending, thinking about giving her a call.
85-year-old physical exam
>>85-year-old physical exam An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor… Read More »85-year-old physical exam
A teacher asked her students to share what their dads do for a living.
Little Johnny said, “My dad’s a stripper at a gay nightclub and he turns tricks in the alley way to earn extra money.” The teacher… Read More »A teacher asked her students to share what their dads do for a living.
“Forget everything you learned in college. You won’t need it working here.”
“But I never went to college.” “Well then, I’m sorry. You are underqualified to work here.”
Teacher was having a problem with a boy
>>Teacher was having a problem with a boy A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class. The… Read More »Teacher was having a problem with a boy
I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers…
Like you don’t see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.
One day a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
“Eighty pounds,” the dentist says. “That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?” “Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use… Read More »One day a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.