My teacher told me I’d never be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic
But so far I’ve made three jugs and a vase and they’re lovely
School Jokes
School jokes to make the whole class laugh. From clever teachers and sneaky students to homework excuses and exam-day panic, this collection of funny school jokes brings the classroom to life. Great for kids, teachers and anyone who still has nightmares about forgetting their homework.
A friend of mine is intersex and he just got pregnant.
his name is anthony, we met in a college improv class and we grew to be pretty close friends. i honestly didn’t know that he… Read More »A friend of mine is intersex and he just got pregnant.
A Man swapped places with his wife to see what she did all day
A Man was constantly grumbling about how he had to work all day to provide for his family while his stayed home and did nothing.God… Read More »A Man swapped places with his wife to see what she did all day
My teacher told me that flies are attracted to bright things
So I looked at the trash can and started wondering what type of life he’s been living.
Life is unfair to English teacher released from jail after serving 5 years for sex with 16 year old boy who is in love with her
The judge has ruled that sentence cannot end with a proposition.
The gynecologist who became a mechanic:
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would… Read More »The gynecologist who became a mechanic:
Just yesterday Henri was playing marbles with his friend Joe. Now Joe’s been found murdered.
Henri Dupont, the son of the owner of the only store in Dupont, Missouri, spends most of his days (when he’s not doing chores or… Read More »Just yesterday Henri was playing marbles with his friend Joe. Now Joe’s been found murdered.
Broke college student who wants to gain a lot of weight and muscle
Hello everyone,I’m a college student and basically broke, I’m very underweight and get made fun of almost everywhere I go.It’s really embarrassing and I’ve decided… Read More »Broke college student who wants to gain a lot of weight and muscle
What did the band director say to his students
This room is for staff only
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed,… Read More »In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .
My mother who left me when I was 3 recently started working at my school
I knew she’d end up in hell
Didn’t like my hot teacher
I had a really hard time trying to understand the concepts
Naughty Norbert…
Little Norbert was kicked out of Maths class by his teacher. Apparently, “mouthwash” wasn’t the right answer for the question “what comes after 69?” ????… Read More »Naughty Norbert…
Two girls were laughing at my ringtone in college.
So I played that at their funeral.(Sorry for bad English)
I finally got my high school dream girl to find me attractive and to be by girlfriend,,, wanna know how I did it?
I waited about 5 years until she was now divorce and a single mom…
What do you call a med student with a D?
Lieutenant*miltary people will get this one. It was told to me while I was in the Navy. Just popped into my head.
A boy and a girl were best friends since they were kids
They used to play with wooden toy pirates after school, using ventilation shafts in each others’ houses as their place to get away from their… Read More »A boy and a girl were best friends since they were kids
“I can’t go back to that school”
I put down my book, *The Art of the Unseen*, to examine the fiery young lad before me. “What happened, son?””They took one look at… Read More »“I can’t go back to that school”
O’ahu Events For December 2019
Howzit! Makin monstah thread kinna buggah, cause all done one by one, so PLEASE CHECK ALL INFORMATION BEFORE GO ANYWHERES! We probably screwed up link… Read More »O’ahu Events For December 2019
Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.
I don’t think I can ever repay you.
What did Jesus do after school?
He went to his job.
Why was the teenage crustacean upset?
He couldn’t find a date for his high school prawn.
AITA for telling a cross dressing teammate to suck it up and wear pants
In our school is a Magnet Program created by an organization which for the sake of being anonymous I’m gonna call the Magnet, in the… Read More »AITA for telling a cross dressing teammate to suck it up and wear pants
An actual conversation I heard today
Kid: so everyone in my family has brown eyes, but I have blue, why is that?Science teacher: oh, that’s what we call the “mailman theory”
A group of teachers of different subjects have entered a contest to see who is the best…
…after battling each other in several one v one quiz rounds the Math teacher finds herself in the finale! She then turns to the other… Read More »A group of teachers of different subjects have entered a contest to see who is the best…
Urainas
Theres a wall of planets in my school so every time we all past i shout YOUR ANUS IS ON THE WALL
There is no problem with boys and girls having different school dress codes
I live in the UK, and there have been several recent cases where schoolboys have been allowed to wear skirts as part of their uniform,… Read More »There is no problem with boys and girls having different school dress codes
Driving the Kids to School
Son: “Dad, what’s and alcoholic?”Dad: “Son, do you see those 4 cars ahead of us? An alcoholic would see 8.”Son: But, dad there’s only 2.”
Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
So instead, a subreddit.
Something that struck me while rewatching M Night Shyamaliens
Rick uses a mixture of water, caesium and plutonic quarks to blow up the Zygerians. I remembered that water and caesium do have an explosive… Read More »Something that struck me while rewatching M Night Shyamaliens
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