One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

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The internet is full of cats because dog lovers actually go outside.

Never go at the first call of : “Dinner is ready!” It is a trap for you to prepare the table.

How did Jesus find guys named Peter, John, James, Thomas and Simon in the Middle East?

Immature. A word used by boring people to describe fun people.

ATM asks if I want to donate to charity. Sure! Donate my transaction fee.

It would just make a lot more sense if the devil was a woman.

I just sneezed then my laptop said ‘Scanning for viruses’. WTF

It’s Sunday today, and if you are listening really carefully, you can hear how Monday is sharpening it’s claws.

We call her magnet because she attractive from the back and repulsive from the front.

The best moments in life are the ones you can’t put on Facebook