lower
Women may not hit harder, but they do hit lower.
One-Liners
The best one-liners in one place: short, sharp jokes that land in a single sentence. These quick one-line jokes are perfect for a fast laugh, a text to a friend, or a line to steal for your next toast. We keep adding new ones, so there is always something fresh here to make you groan and grin.
behind
Behind every great woman is a man who loves doggy style.
finally
I can’t be sure if my vegetarian neighbors are having sex or finally decided to eat bacon…
explanation
The internet is full of cats because dog lovers actually go outside.
Never go at the first call of : “Dinner is ready!” It is a trap…
Never go at the first call of : “Dinner is ready!” It is a trap for you to prepare the table.
question
How did Jesus find guys named Peter, John, James, Thomas and Simon in the Middle East?
Immature.
Immature. A word used by boring people to describe fun people.
ATM asks
ATM asks if I want to donate to charity. Sure! Donate my transaction fee.
sense
It would just make a lot more sense if the devil was a woman.
scanning
I just sneezed then my laptop said ‘Scanning for viruses’. WTF