pissed
Last year, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family for Christmas. My husband was pissed!
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
When a woman says “what?” It doesn’t mean she didn’t hear you,…
When a woman says “what?” It doesn’t mean she didn’t hear you, it means she’s giving you a chance to correct herself.
horndog
At the marriage counselor, my wife says, “I do SO enjoy sex! But this horndog wants it five or six times a YEAR!”
gentlemen
My boyfriend opened the car door for me last night. It would have been a sweet gesture had we not been going 70 mph.
incomplete
According to the Institute of Incomplete Research, 9 out of 10 people…
waiting
No, standing as close to me as you possibly can, will not make the line move faster.
ptotoshop
If you drink enough, your brain starts photoshopping people!
almost
Just because she weighed as much as two women…. doesn’t mean you had a threesome.
no one
I’ve spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law’s killer, but no one is willing to do it.
easiest way
I’ve discovered, the easiest way to change a flat tire is by not wearing a bra.