One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

tales

When women have a few cocktails, they often discuss a few cock tales.

Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures!

Most womens G-spots are located about 2 inches inside a mans wallet.

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.

Drinking coffee with no caffeine is like masturbating with a condom on.

Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you’re up all night.

I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people that send me a dollar.

Women may not hit harder, but they do hit lower.

Behind every great woman is a man who loves doggy style.

I can’t be sure if my vegetarian neighbors are having sex or finally decided to eat bacon…