One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

familiar

Is it just me or the words “Lawyer” and “Liar” sound a bit too familiar….??

I told my son about the birds and the bees today. He told me about Mom and the mailman

If money can’t make you happy, you won’t like poverty either.

My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.

Never get into an arm wrestling match with a guy who has been alone for 6 months

She calls it the silent treatment, I call it heaven on earth.

Oh look, North Korea wants attention again.

If Godzilla had a son, his name would be Jesuszilla.

I wish I could delete my trouser history.

One firefly to another: “I really need to get some glasses, I nearly fucked a lit cigarette”.