One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

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How do we not have a law requiring the cashier to high five you when making a condom purchase?

Ever wonder if the sound effects in porn is actually just a recording of a fat girl eating a delicious hamburger?

Either my boyfriend has early signs of Parkinson’s or I just gave him a really good blow-job.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half shut after.

I’m about to start my work, but first let me disamble my stapler and name and polish every part.

Sometimes I stay awake wondering if there’s a number between 1 and 10 that thinks of me too.

They call me Mr. Rhetorical. Can you guess why?

Don’t complain about your job to the lady waxing your vagina.