My new pool boy obviously hasn’t watched enough porn to know the…
My new pool boy obviously hasn’t watched enough porn to know the real reason I hired him.
One-Liners
The best one-liners in one place: short, sharp jokes that land in a single sentence. These quick one-line jokes are perfect for a fast laugh, a text to a friend, or a line to steal for your next toast. We keep adding new ones, so there is always something fresh here to make you groan and grin.
O, shit…
My grandad asked me what I wanted for my birthday so I told him a ship in a bottle… Shame his hearing is getting bad.
reason
Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia…. I can’t sleep because I have internet.
confused
Ladies..Men think with their penis… So if you see one scratching their crotch, it means they’re confused.
compromise
My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn’t want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat.
regret
If you get drunk and don’t regret anything the next day, then something is wrong with the way you drink!!
cat life
How is it that whenever I run over a cat it’s on it’s 9th life?
warning
My favorite bumper sticker: “If you can read this, I can slam on my breaks and sue you.”
smudge
Now that most computers have touchscreens, websites should make their advertising links look like smudges.
“People should just mind their own business,” probably the…
“People should just mind their own business,” probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read on a social networking site.