wanna play
“Truth or Dare” “Truth” “Whats your credit card number?”
One-Liners
The best one-liners in one place: short, sharp jokes that land in a single sentence. These quick one-line jokes are perfect for a fast laugh, a text to a friend, or a line to steal for your next toast. We keep adding new ones, so there is always something fresh here to make you groan and grin.
so poor
Our family is so poor, we all Instagram the same plate of food.
die hard
I hope when Bruce Willis dies it’s from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read “Bruce Willis Died Hard”
the same
When I say I want someone with a sense of humor, I really mean I want someone with MY sense of humor.
like most people
Do you think regular dogs hate police dogs like most people hate policemen?
recording
The Japanese flag is recording everything.
prank
I always wanted to super glue a $20 to the floor in the revolving door.
too much
Bars are weird, they’re the only business that kicks you out for buying too much of their product.
fence
The range of the Wi-Fi signal is MY electric fence.
guards
Anyone else find it ironic how professional boxers need security guards to walk them to the ring?