Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
Military Jokes
Military jokes and armed-forces humor that march straight to the punchline. From drill sergeants and boot camp to the everyday chaos of army life, these funny military jokes salute anyone who has served or just loves a good soldier gag. At ease, and enjoy the laughs.
What does burnt breads, soldiers dying, and pregnant women have in common!
Pulling out too late.
I feel like what I think doesn’t really matter to my father.
I have concerns about my mental health but whenever I talk to my dad about it he either chalks it up to me being lazy… Read More »I feel like what I think doesn’t really matter to my father.
Purple lemon
So this little boy is in the playground when some bullies come along, and they say to him:“Hey, purple lemon, you suck!”And the boy doesn’t… Read More »Purple lemon
WWII, Eastern Front
Troops under the command of Baghramyan are the first to reach the Baltic. To present his success more pretentiously, the Armenian general personally poured a… Read More »WWII, Eastern Front
possible explanation for why no modern music in the fallout series
when the earth was scorched by nuclear fire it is possible that all digital copies of music where destroyed along with the many servers and… Read More »possible explanation for why no modern music in the fallout series
the perfect candidate
A man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in Army! Interviewer: We want a person with suspicious mind , always alert, merciless,… Read More »the perfect candidate
honest
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because… Read More »honest
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