Military jokes and armed-forces humor that march straight to the punchline. From drill sergeants and boot camp to the everyday chaos of army life, these funny military jokes salute anyone who has served or just loves a good soldier gag. At ease, and enjoy the laughs.
They notice some men in suits moving frantically around a drowning man. The three teenagers jump in and save the drowning person only to realize… Read More »Three teenagers are walking along the side of a canal…
The Soviet army is marching through the Finnish swamps when they hear shouting from the other side of a nearby hill:”I bet one Finn can… Read More »The year is 1939, and the USSR is invading Finland.
Frankly I’m not sure – I’m just a drone pilot.
The American yells: “Did you come here to die?!”The Australian replies: “No, I came here yesterday.”
Lieutenant*miltary people will get this one. It was told to me while I was in the Navy. Just popped into my head.
I donated sperm and all I got was a weird look from the Salvation Army Santa.
He is on a ship near an island a long way from home, and he knows he will be there a long time. He sends… Read More »A recently-married man is serving in the Navy.
They began training as usual, but as they got deeper into the mine, he began insulting them more personally than usual. Once they reached the… Read More »A drill sergeant took his platoon to a mine
Me: A radioactive vietnamese soldier.EDIT: Sphinx: No no he’s got a point.
Exemplar, Master Thrower, Shadow Dragon NinjaThese subclasses provide some fun new ways to play and role-play one of 5E’s best classes.The Exemplar is the Rogue… Read More »3 new subclass for the Rogue! The Exemplar, Master Thrower, and Shadow Dragon Ninja. Almost finalized, take some time to read these over!