new law
How do we not have a law requiring the cashier to high five you when making a condom purchase?
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
sounds
Ever wonder if the sound effects in porn is actually just a recording of a fat girl eating a delicious hamburger?
lying
If anyone ever tells you they’ve lost their voice, They’re lying.
So do I
When Victoria Secrets commercials come on tv. So do I.
SCORE
I heard some girl having sex moans through my window. in my best mortal kombat voice i could. I yelled FINISH HER!!! I heard alot… Read More »SCORE
really good..
Either my boyfriend has early signs of Parkinson’s or I just gave him a really good blow-job.
i can explain
I lost my phone, so if you find it I can explain the pictures. I suspected my hamster had hypothermia so I needed to stick… Read More »i can explain
best friend
A friend will share their lunch. A good friend will buy you lunch. A best friend will eat your lunch
Some advice:
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half shut after.
start
I’m about to start my work, but first let me disamble my stapler and name and polish every part.