I was offered…
I’ve worked every day for the last 20 years, getting up at five in the morning, grafting until six at night, to struggle to pay… Read More »I was offered…
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
Putin
Russian President Vladimir Putin has been nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine for his work on clinical depression. Apparently he can predict who will… Read More »Putin
better phone
As I sat down in the pub with my pint, I put my Nokia 3310 on the table in front of me. My mate immediately… Read More »better phone
reason
I like to hug my enemies. So I know how big to dig the hole to bury them in..
sense of humor
Friend: I see you still haven’t lost your sense of humor Me: I see you still haven’t found yours
chance
My wife said “Tell me you love me”. I replied, “Give me a fucking chance, I’m only on my 8th beer”.
honest
I asked my boyfriend if he would stay with me when I get fat and ugly. He said ” I’m already here…”
firefly
One firefly to another: “I really need to get some glasses, I nearly fucked a lit cigarette”.
quality
Nudist beaches are great The only problem is the quality control.
new game
I’d like to invent a new game. You compare boobs in size, shape, quality and performance. I call it battle of the boobs.