honest
I asked my boyfriend if he would stay with me when I get fat and ugly. He said ” I’m already here…”
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firefly
One firefly to another: “I really need to get some glasses, I nearly fucked a lit cigarette”.
quality
Nudist beaches are great The only problem is the quality control.
new game
I’d like to invent a new game. You compare boobs in size, shape, quality and performance. I call it battle of the boobs.
new law
How do we not have a law requiring the cashier to high five you when making a condom purchase?
sounds
Ever wonder if the sound effects in porn is actually just a recording of a fat girl eating a delicious hamburger?
lying
If anyone ever tells you they’ve lost their voice, They’re lying.
So do I
When Victoria Secrets commercials come on tv. So do I.
SCORE
I heard some girl having sex moans through my window. in my best mortal kombat voice i could. I yelled FINISH HER!!! I heard alot… Read More »SCORE
really good..
Either my boyfriend has early signs of Parkinson’s or I just gave him a really good blow-job.