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They call me Mr. Rhetorical. Can you guess why?

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I couldn’t buy perfume this week so I rubbed a magazine on my shirt. When people ask ” What’s that heavenly smell?” I say “Page… Read More »page six

I always knew

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I always knew you’d hurt me. I knew you’d break my heart and just walk away. Who the fuck steals someone’s beer!?

I learned something

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There’s one thing I’ve learnt working at Mcdonalds. I should have fucking tried harder at school.

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wife:”could you explain to me why I woke up this morning with a cucumber up my arse? ” husband:”could you explain to me, why you… Read More »explanation

Never lie to a smart woman!

Never Lie to a smart woman…
A man called home to his wife & said, “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in Canada with my boss & friends… We’ll be gone for a week.. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion i’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week,set out my rod & fishing box . We’re leaving from office & I will swing by the house to pick my things .. Oh and Please pack my new blue silk pajamas..” The wife thinks about this, being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good.. Read More »Never lie to a smart woman!

I can`t wait!

Scientists are close to re-enacting The Big Bang theory. Hope its got another hot blonde with nice tits in it.

Poor Popeye…

Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms!