not in a mood
I had to laugh last night when my boyfriend said he wasn’t in the mood for sex. As if it’s an option.
Fun jokes
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wondering
Sometimes I stay awake wondering if there’s a number between 1 and 10 that thinks of me too.
dictionary
I’m going to purchase a dictionary, as after watching Final Destination 5, I clearly don’t understand the meaning of Final.
battery
My next door neighbors Smart car’s battery died… I had to give him a jumpstart from my iPod.
distraction
Cell phones are a distraction while driving. Says cops with radios, dash cams, laptops, cell phones, radars and donuts.
BBC news
“Welshman saves sheep by giving it the kiss of life” ….Thats the exact same thing I would have said to someone if I got caught… Read More »BBC news
guess
They call me Mr. Rhetorical. Can you guess why?
page six
I couldn’t buy perfume this week so I rubbed a magazine on my shirt. When people ask ” What’s that heavenly smell?” I say “Page… Read More »page six
I always knew
I always knew you’d hurt me. I knew you’d break my heart and just walk away. Who the fuck steals someone’s beer!?
I learned something
There’s one thing I’ve learnt working at Mcdonalds. I should have fucking tried harder at school.