trip to Ireland
I’m planning a trip to Ireland next month. I’m going to rent a car and tour the country. So I’ve been practicing driving on the… Read More »trip to Ireland
Fun jokes
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birds
Once upon a time, they were known as love birds. Then they found love and got married. Now, they’re angry birds!
I wish I could delete my trouser history.
I wish I could delete my trouser history.
don`t wonder
if you are wondering what I look like without my shirt on. my average McDonald bill is $15.57.v
I was offered…
I’ve worked every day for the last 20 years, getting up at five in the morning, grafting until six at night, to struggle to pay… Read More »I was offered…
Putin
Russian President Vladimir Putin has been nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine for his work on clinical depression. Apparently he can predict who will… Read More »Putin
better phone
As I sat down in the pub with my pint, I put my Nokia 3310 on the table in front of me. My mate immediately… Read More »better phone
reason
I like to hug my enemies. So I know how big to dig the hole to bury them in..
sense of humor
Friend: I see you still haven’t lost your sense of humor Me: I see you still haven’t found yours
chance
My wife said “Tell me you love me”. I replied, “Give me a fucking chance, I’m only on my 8th beer”.