resolution
New Years Resolution: -Date more models. -(Revised) Date more girls. -(Re-revised) Date a girl. -(Re-re-revised) Talk to a girl. -(Re-re-re-revised) Find a girl. -(Re-re-re-re-revised) Cry… Read More »resolution
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
So, the officer stops me and asks for my license and registration.
So, the officer stops me and asks for my license and registration. After handing them to him, he asks who the car belongs to. I… Read More »So, the officer stops me and asks for my license and registration.
home alone
I’ve been on vacation all week, with the house to myself. I think my penis just filled a restraining order against my hand.
I just realized why they call it “The mall”.
I just realized why they call it “The mall”. Instead of going to one store just go to “them all” Them all =The Mall. Clever.
side effects
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once… I’d like to read a prescription bottle that says “May Cause Multiple Orgasms”
respond
Life turns to death and asks “Why do people love me and hate you?” Death slowly responds “This is a joke site, stop posting meaningless… Read More »respond
trip to Ireland
I’m planning a trip to Ireland next month. I’m going to rent a car and tour the country. So I’ve been practicing driving on the… Read More »trip to Ireland
birds
Once upon a time, they were known as love birds. Then they found love and got married. Now, they’re angry birds!
I wish I could delete my trouser history.
I wish I could delete my trouser history.
don`t wonder
if you are wondering what I look like without my shirt on. my average McDonald bill is $15.57.v