Him: What are you up to?
Him: What are you up to? Me: Looking at cakes. Him: What’s the occasion? Me: I love cake.
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while I sleep
My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
nobody
nce, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of sin and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all… Read More »nobody
next generation
Im gonna laugh when the day comes when our generation is saying. “You spoiled little brats! All we had in our day was Xbox’s, PS3’s,… Read More »next generation
License For Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him ‘Buddy’ or ‘Lassie’. I call mine ‘Sex’. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.… Read More »License For Sex
advise
Never get into an arm wrestling match with a guy who has been alone for 6 months
heaven
She calls it the silent treatment, I call it heaven on earth.
birds and the bees
My father taught me about the birds and the bees. Now I’m dating a blackbird that swallows.
prank
My father-in-law is hilarious. He recorded the lotto numbers from a news broadcast the night before on DVR then picked a ticket containing those numbers… Read More »prank
drunk guy
North Korea is like that angry drunk guy at a party. everyone is trying to calm him down but he’s convinced he needs to fight… Read More »drunk guy