idiot
little johnny’s parents went away for the weekend and left him at the neighbor’s house. when it was time for bed Mrs. Williams told him… Read More »idiot
Fun jokes
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Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in…
Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses? That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s Furniture Emporium…
Pro tip: if you must speak in court, do not put air quotes…
Pro tip: if you must speak in court, do not put air quotes around “the law”. Judges hate that.
conclusion
How do we know that Cinderella was written by a women? Because if it was written by a guy the prince would have fucked her… Read More »conclusion
I’ve never understood why guys go to strip clubs.
I’ve never understood why guys go to strip clubs. If I wanted someone to flash their tits, come on to me, take my money, then… Read More »I’ve never understood why guys go to strip clubs.
except
I just explained Google images to my mum. ‘Pick anything to search for’, I said. She replied ‘What about a nice cream pie?’. ‘Except that.’… Read More »except
clinomania
Teacher: “Why were you absent yesterday? Were you sick?” Me: “Yeah, i was sick with Clinomania.” Teacher: ” Oh, okay. Excused.” Clinomania:(n) excessive desire to… Read More »clinomania
so hard
Mom: “Shouldn’t you be cleaning your room?” Me: “Shouldn’t you be in the Kitchen?” I’ve never been hit so hard.
always
I’m not an alcoholic; I just like having an attractive wife.
Hello
I got sent out of class once at school. The teacher shouted at me, “what would your parents say if I called them?” “Umm… Hello?”