welcome to the jungle
I was getting ready to have sex with my girlfriend hazardous and she decided to put on some music I was confused on why the… Read More »welcome to the jungle
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
autocorect
My phone autocorrected “FUCK YOU, FUCKFACE!” to “Yeah, I can get those reports to you by 9am”
you do now
I walked into a car showroom last night. I said to the salesman, “My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf… Read More »you do now
unrealistic
Porn paints a extremely unrealistic picture of how quickly you can get a plumber over to your house…
what a…
GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams , sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER. . . Finally guys look at them and say:… Read More »what a…
characters
I was over my blonde friend’s house and asked for her Wi-Fi password. She replied, “Mickey Goofy Pluto Daisy Cinderella Shrek Donkey Fiona Washington D.C.”… Read More »characters
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices.
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in… Read More »The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices.
don’t change the subject
Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed. “Where you until this hour of the morning?”… Read More »don’t change the subject
Little Johnny was doing math homework.
Little Johnny was doing math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son… Read More »Little Johnny was doing math homework.
our sofa
I walked in today and my wife slammed the laptop down on the table and said, “There’s pictures of naked women on the laptop, what… Read More »our sofa