magnet
We call her magnet because she attractive from the back and repulsive from the front.
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snail
A snail can travel over a razor blade without cutting itself. Or to put it another way, sometimes scientists get bored.
tha last night i…
The best moments in life are the ones you can’t put on Facebook
bad man
I’m atheist… But I still want the people I hate to burn in hell.
long time to finish
Having sex with a condom is a lot like eating Cheerios with chopsticks. I’m still going to enjoy it but its going to take me… Read More »long time to finish
your life/wife
One million copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to typing error of one alphabet in title “An idea, that can… Read More »your life/wife
delete history
I wish my computer would stop asking me stupid questions. Of course I’m sure I want to clear my browser history.
drunk forever
Kid:Daddy why did you and mommy divorce? Dad:Well your mother couldn’t keep me drunk forever…
right arm
Girl: Do you play tennis? Me: Why? Girl: Well, your right arm seems a lot more firm than your left. Me: Yeah I play tennis
My wife told me to leave a tip for our waitress. “OK” I said,…
My wife told me to leave a tip for our waitress. “OK” I said, motioning to the waitress, “don’t ever get married”