delete history
I wish my computer would stop asking me stupid questions. Of course I’m sure I want to clear my browser history.
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drunk forever
Kid:Daddy why did you and mommy divorce? Dad:Well your mother couldn’t keep me drunk forever…
right arm
Girl: Do you play tennis? Me: Why? Girl: Well, your right arm seems a lot more firm than your left. Me: Yeah I play tennis
My wife told me to leave a tip for our waitress. “OK” I said,…
My wife told me to leave a tip for our waitress. “OK” I said, motioning to the waitress, “don’t ever get married”
android
“yea you can use my charger, mine is full” -no Android user ever
last meal
I’m having a relaxing bath and I think my girlfriend is making me a sandwich! YES! I assume anyways since she’s bringing the toaster into… Read More »last meal
*Drives into drive-thru* May I take your order?
*Drives into drive-thru* May I take your order? No. *Drives away.*
stupid
I was painting my room with my brother when I realised. he’s not a very good brush.
huge…
Q. Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? A. Huge tits.
every picture
I don’t get why people say, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is when you were younger.