pills
My wife said “get some of those pills that help you get an erection”, should have seen her face when I tossed her the diet… Read More »pills
Fun jokes
Browse our collection of funny jokes, one-liners, puns, dad jokes and more. The largest collection of humor online, updated regularly with new and hilarious jokes for all ages.
question
How did Jesus find guys named Peter, John, James, Thomas and Simon in the Middle East?
temporary
I don’t think they should put “out of order” signs on escalators when they’re broken. Instead they should have a sign that says “temporarily stairs.”
with knive
When I see names carved into a tree I don’t think it’s cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a… Read More »with knive
chuck
when Britney spears sang “Hit me baby one more time” she wasn’t talking to chuck norris cause if chuck Norris hits someone there isn’t another… Read More »chuck
weird
Giving a girl flowers is weird… “here, I killed these for you… I saw them, and, they reminded me of you so… I killed them.… Read More »weird
numbers
Husband: Honey, how many men have you slept with? Wife: 30…. Husband: I wish you’d have been a virgin when I married you. Wife: I… Read More »numbers
Immature.
Immature. A word used by boring people to describe fun people.
ATM asks
ATM asks if I want to donate to charity. Sure! Donate my transaction fee.
sense
It would just make a lot more sense if the devil was a woman.