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for my wife

People look at me strange when I buy tampons at the supermarket. “They’re for the wife,” I say patiently, as I pack them away. Then… Read More »for my wife

razor

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that… Read More »razor

horndog

At the marriage counselor, my wife says, “I do SO enjoy sex! But this horndog wants it five or six times a YEAR!”

watch

While at the mall the other day, I saw a sign saying “Watch repairs”… Wasn’t very interesting to be honest, I’d rather watch porn!!

one day

baby: ” you mean to tell me one day I’m gonna have to pay to suck on boobies!?” mom: ” yes,now suck it”

gentlemen

My boyfriend opened the car door for me last night. It would have been a sweet gesture had we not been going 70 mph.

like her

A completely wasted man walked into a bar and after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over… Read More »like her

offshore

I’ve deposited so much sperm in the sperm bank.. I’ve had to open up an Offshore Wank account..