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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.

alone

I don’t always get text messages, but when I do they start with “Dear Customer..”

so hard

Mom: Don’t make me count to three! Me: Why? Is it to hard for you?

advice

I ignored my doctor’s advice and ended up in hospital. I maybe should have stopped banging his wife.

wrong

I just bought an answering machine and it doesn’t work. Or maybe I’m just asking it the wrong questions.

absolutely

I’m absolutely awesome in bed… Yesterday, I slept in until 2pm!!

I will..

The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

Colbie

I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advise.