Devil: Welcome to Hell…you’re trapped here for eternity,…
Devil: Welcome to Hell…you’re trapped here for eternity, burning in the flames fueled by your sins. Me: What’s your WiFi password?”
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An Ad from Durex Condoms:: To all the customers of our…
An Ad from Durex Condoms:: To all the customers of our competitors” Happy Fathers Day”
Did you hear about the astronaut that left his wife over his job?
Did you hear about the astronaut that left his wife over his job? He needed Space…
trhreesome
NSA agent: honey I’m home Wife: how was work? NSA agent: it was great, i had phone sex threesome with a couple and they didn’t… Read More »trhreesome
alone
I don’t always get text messages, but when I do they start with “Dear Customer..”
Why did god create the orgasm?
why did god create the orgasm? so women can still moan even when they’re happy.
so hard
Mom: Don’t make me count to three! Me: Why? Is it to hard for you?
advice
I ignored my doctor’s advice and ended up in hospital. I maybe should have stopped banging his wife.
wrong
I just bought an answering machine and it doesn’t work. Or maybe I’m just asking it the wrong questions.
absolutely
I’m absolutely awesome in bed… Yesterday, I slept in until 2pm!!