well done
John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. “Waiter,” he shouted, “Didn’t you hear me say ‘well done’?” “I can’t thank you enough, sir,”… Read More »well done
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
waiting
No, standing as close to me as you possibly can, will not make the line move faster.
ptotoshop
If you drink enough, your brain starts photoshopping people!
self punishment
I would rather die: A husband walks in on his wife having an affair. Enraged, the husband grabs the man and takes him out to… Read More »self punishment
sweet aroma
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to… Read More »sweet aroma
almost
Just because she weighed as much as two women…. doesn’t mean you had a threesome.
headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the… Read More »headache
kidnapping
According to the anti-piracy ads “Copying DVDs is steeling” By that logic, taking a photo is kidnapping.
light
And the lord said “let there be light!”… And beer has never been the same since.