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Browse our collection of funny jokes, one-liners, puns, dad jokes and more. The largest collection of humor online, updated regularly with new and hilarious jokes for all ages.

almost

Just because she weighed as much as two women…. doesn’t mean you had a threesome.

headache

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the… Read More »headache

kidnapping

According to the anti-piracy ads “Copying DVDs is steeling” By that logic, taking a photo is kidnapping.

light

And the lord said “let there be light!”… And beer has never been the same since.

mouth to mouth

I opened a new bottle of wine today and let it breathe… It didnt look to be breathing so I gave it mouth to mouth!

no one

I’ve spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law’s killer, but no one is willing to do it.

easiest way

I’ve discovered, the easiest way to change a flat tire is by not wearing a bra.

Friday

Why is Friday the most feminine day of the week? It takes forever to come.