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Browse our collection of funny jokes, one-liners, puns, dad jokes and more. The largest collection of humor online, updated regularly with new and hilarious jokes for all ages.

bullshit

Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming… Read More »bullshit

tales

When women have a few cocktails, they often discuss a few cock tales.

dedication

I’ve been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication. I don’t know how… Read More »dedication

salesman

I sell security alarms door to door, and I’m really good at it. I mean if they aren’t home…. I just leave a brochure on… Read More »salesman

g-spot

Most womens G-spots are located about 2 inches inside a mans wallet.

waiting game

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.

no caffeine

Drinking coffee with no caffeine is like masturbating with a condom on.

fingers

My wife was complaining that I never lift a finger around the house. So I did, The middle one.

viagraccino

Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you’re up all night.