I only drink alcohol on days that start with a “T”
Today and tomorrow
Bar Jokes
Bar jokes about bartenders, beer and drunk customers. The classic ‘a man walks into a bar’ jokes and many more.
A cowboy walks into a bar…
He became a cowman(Don’t roast me too much… it’s my first time posting)
Somewhere in Siberia
Note: translated from another language(dirty)LongSiberia, it’s super cold,freezing, a man is crawling, struggling hard, he’s on a verge of death. Suddenly he sees a light… Read More »Somewhere in Siberia
No beer in Heaven
Old Lenard had passed away and was being buried. Just as the coffin was being lowered into the ground a friend tossed a handful of… Read More »No beer in Heaven
A bunch of toilets walk into a bar,
and then shit got wild
A cowboy walks into a bar…
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of… Read More »A cowboy walks into a bar…
What do you call eating ass while you’re both drunk?
Getting shitfaced.
I like my coffee like I like my women
Full of alcohol
A boxer walks into a gym…
It’s particularly crowded, and there are long lines of people waiting to use the equipment.First, he waits in the pull-up bar line, and does 25… Read More »A boxer walks into a gym…
Everything you need to know about Australia
I REALLY hope these are trueThese were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who… Read More »Everything you need to know about Australia