Chemists
Two chemists walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I get you?” The first chemist responds, “I’d like some H2O.” The second chemists… Read More »Chemists
Bar Jokes
A man walks into a bar. You already know this is going to be good. Our bar jokes collection is packed with classic pub humor, bartender gags and drinking jokes that get funnier with every round. Grab a stool, order something strong, and scroll through the funniest bar jokes on the internet.
a horse, a pediatrician and a fish walk into a bar
the horse stands in place, the fish dies and pediatrician just missed his shift
Where do shepherds go for a drink?
Bar Bar Black Sheep
So I was driving Uber tonight…
So I was driving Uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at UNCC. She sat in the front and we were… Read More »So I was driving Uber tonight…
Him: All my female sheep ate some fermented berries and have gotten drunk and passed out, should I tell the coroner?
Her: No, that’s a ewe problem; not a ME problem.
I think it’s fair to say my Aunt Bessie has a drinking problem.
She thinks I’m twins.
A man drinks alone at the Empire State Buildings rooftop bar
Soon, a stranger sits next to him and after a few more drinks they get to chatting.”Want to hear something amazing?” asks the stranger.”Shoot,” replies… Read More »A man drinks alone at the Empire State Buildings rooftop bar
A Catholic, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar.
Bartender says “Is this some kinda fucking joke”
Pavlov walks into a bar when the bell rings
He stares, “oh shit, I forgot to feed my dogs”