A panda walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the… Read More »A panda walks into a bar.
Bar Jokes
A man walks into a bar. You already know this is going to be good. Our bar jokes collection is packed with classic pub humor, bartender gags and drinking jokes that get funnier with every round. Grab a stool, order something strong, and scroll through the funniest bar jokes on the internet.
The first thing you have to learn before squatting at the gym…
… is to set up a bar in Iraq.
Adam Driver walks into a bar…
The bartender says,”Why the long face?”
I’m a bartender
Guy: One Mojito pleaseMe: SureGuy: Can you make it virgin?Me (Holding back tears): Yes… yes I can
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a table. And a chair.
A snake walks into a bar
the bartender ask, “How’d you do that?”
Why do archaeologists always drink beer?
Their careers are in ruins!
A farmer walk into a bar [LONG]
A farmer walks into a bar asks for a pint of beer. The bartender brings the man his beer, and walks away. As the farmer… Read More »A farmer walk into a bar [LONG]
A man mumbled to his friend, sitting at the bar,”My girl,Mary, is going to die of syphilis.”…
“No,”the friend said,”people don’t die of syphilis anymore.”They do when they give it to me!”came the response.
Help with stranded color work
Hi! I’m starting this chart and have a question on row two. I have to make one (pick up the bar in the middle of… Read More »Help with stranded color work