A man walks into a bar. You already know this is going to be good. Our bar jokes collection is packed with classic pub humor, bartender gags and drinking jokes that get funnier with every round. Grab a stool, order something strong, and scroll through the funniest bar jokes on the internet.
Man is walking through park. He sees a girl in a wheelchair crying.”What’s wrong?” man asks.”Never been kissed before” girl says.Man kisses her and she… Read More »Not for the easily offended, very politically incorrect joke.
I’ve tried several varieties of kratom. My favorite is green maeng da, which gives me a nice euphoria and calm feeling, excellent for anxiety without… Read More »Green Dragon Kicking My Ass
Some call me a functioning alcoholic.
He then orders three more . The bartender says, “You know,they’d be less likely to go flat if you bought them one at a time.”… Read More »An Irishman walks into a Dublin bar, orders three pints of Guinness, and drinks them down, taking a sip from one, then a sip from next, until they are gone.
Hands the barman some nails and says, “can you put me up for the night?”
It’s pretty whiskey; you might drop one.My 8 year old daughter came up with this one, I’ve been helping her tune it. How did we… Read More »Why shouldn’t you carry too many bottles of Jack Daniels?
Life on Mars confirmed.
And the bartender says, “what can I get you?”
Man 1 starts to kiss man 2Man 3: “dude you can’t do that here”Man 2: “why not, it’s 2019 dude”Man 3: “not for long…”
An American, an Irishman and a Dutchman are spending the day at a beer festival I Germany. After a long day, they end up at… Read More »Just water for me, please