working
His girlfriend left him a note on the fridge. “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to my Mother’s house.” He opened… Read More »working
Bar Jokes
Bar jokes about bartenders, beer and drunk customers. The classic ‘a man walks into a bar’ jokes and many more.
excuses
Having some alcohol- every woman’s excuse for wanting to get laid. Having a penis- every man’s excuse for wanting to get laid.
selfies
Got a passcode lock that takes a picture whenever someone tries the wrong code to look in my phone. I now have fifty pictures of… Read More »selfies
birthday
I’m sorry for getting so drunk on your birthday that people thought it was my birthday.
great moments
Two whiskey drinkers in a bar. “I only drink whiskey at great moments.” “And what do you call great moments?” “The moments when I drink… Read More »great moments
disappointed
Someone just used my driveway to turn around. Now I’m standing outside with two open beers and a lonley face.
glasses
The doctor said I needed glasses.. I assume he meant glasses of alcohol because I feel so much better now.
One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies.
One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies. In the kitchen he runs into his grandpa who is drinking some whiskey. He asks “What’s that grandpa, can I have some?”
In response grandpa asks “I don’t know, can you touch your dick to your asshole?”
Taken aback the boy says “no” “Well when you can touch your dick to your asshole, come back here and I’ll share my whiskey with you.” Slightly offended Read More »One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies.
application
There’s no problem that the proper application of alcohol can’t solve.
A little boy was lost in a large mall.
A little boy was lost in a large mall. He approached a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The cop asked, “What’s he like?”… Read More »A little boy was lost in a large mall.