Beer VS. Women
A Beer is always wet, a woman is not….1 point for beer! Beer is horrible, when it is hot….1 point for women! A cold beer… Read More »Beer VS. Women
Bar Jokes
Bar jokes about bartenders, beer and drunk customers. The classic ‘a man walks into a bar’ jokes and many more.
I was…
Elementary School; “He told me to!” Middle School; “It was a dare!” High School; “I was drunk.”
Good enough
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours… Read More »Good enough
Remember
life is not a fairy tale. if you lose a shoe at midnight, you are drunk.
Tricked
You said they were laughing with me… -well played tequila….well played 😒
Dinners
My psychologist: Mhmm. Been drinking heavier than usual? Me: Mmm. Uhh. No, not really. Just the occasional glass of wine with dinner. My psychologist: Uh… Read More »Dinners
Wine is like a laxative for feelings
wine is like a laxative for feelings
More than..
I’m going to a gay bar tonight. I’m not gay. I just wanna be in a bar where I can boast that I have fucked… Read More »More than..
Water
Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples. “Thirteen glasses of water, please,” Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others.
yesterday
I was telling a girl in the bar about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling their… Read More »yesterday