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Bar Jokes

A man walks into a bar. You already know this is going to be good. Our bar jokes collection is packed with classic pub humor, bartender gags and drinking jokes that get funnier with every round. Grab a stool, order something strong, and scroll through the funniest bar jokes on the internet.

virus

A highly dangerous virus called “Weekly Overload Recreational Killer” (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus you should… Read More »virus

never

I’ll never forget the day I got married. I’ve tried everything: drugs, alcohol, even hypnosis.

unless

They say drugs and alcohol isn’t the answer. Unless they ask”What’s the secret to a happy marriage?”

whales

I was in a bar the other night and I overheard a couple of overweight women talking to each other near me. Their accent appeared… Read More »whales

moment

A moment of silence for the beer that I forgot about in the freezer.

while

Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything… …while simultaneously taking away your ability to do so.

without

I love watching women’s Curling during the Olympics. It’s the only time I can drink beer while cheering on a woman sweeping a broom…without getting… Read More »without

boxer

This girl was chatting me up at the pub. “So, what do you do for a living?” she asked, batting her eyelids over her glass.”… Read More »boxer

so tired?

Ever been so tired at work that people thought you were drunk? I hope so because thats the only excuse I have for being drunk… Read More »so tired?