Bar Jokes

Bar jokes about bartenders, beer and drunk customers. The classic ‘a man walks into a bar’ jokes and many more.

don’t forget

A very attractive young woman came up to me today and asked me to get her a drink. Then I remembered. I was serving behind… Read More »don’t forget

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.

I don’t even call it a hangover anymore. It’s just morning.

Boss: “You’re not suppose to be drinking on the job!” Me: “You’re not suppose to cheat on your wife.” Boss: “Keep up the good work”

I never plan on drinking as much I do. …which is why I no longer make plans.

Alcohol isn’t the answer. It just makes you forget the question.

My android autocorrected “wish you were here” to “wish you were beer” . i left it. it’s true.

My goal is to lose this hangover So I can earn another.

I don’t have the blood alcohol content to deal with you right now.

Can’t afford anti depressants… So I’m drinking No More Tears shampoo.