don’t forget
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Bar Jokes
A man walks into a bar. You already know this is going to be good. Our bar jokes collection is packed with classic pub humor, bartender gags and drinking jokes that get funnier with every round. Grab a stool, order something strong, and scroll through the funniest bar jokes on the internet.
Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.
Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.
good hangover
I don’t even call it a hangover anymore. It’s just morning.
keep up
Boss: “You’re not suppose to be drinking on the job!” Me: “You’re not suppose to cheat on your wife.” Boss: “Keep up the good work”
plans
I never plan on drinking as much I do. …which is why I no longer make plans.
what was the question
Alcohol isn’t the answer. It just makes you forget the question.
autocorect
My android autocorrected “wish you were here” to “wish you were beer” . i left it. it’s true.
another
My goal is to lose this hangover So I can earn another.
I don’t have the blood alcohol content to deal with you right now.
I don’t have the blood alcohol content to deal with you right now.
cheap solution
Can’t afford anti depressants… So I’m drinking No More Tears shampoo.